Stories by alocin
A Merry Christmas Puddin' by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Harley just wants one single, solitary, teeny tiny Christmas with her Puddin'… is that too much to ask?
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3036 Read Count: 2714
Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 30/12/08 [Report This]
Bat TV by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Thanks to Arkham’s security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! Set during the Batman: Arkham Asylum game, first published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 1588
Published: 02/11/09 Updated: 02/11/09 [Report This]
Summary: Some people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t.
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 2055
Published: 29/03/09 Updated: 29/03/09 [Report This]
Behind The Coat by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1126]
Summary: A white coat: symbol of professionalism, suit of armour, useful disguise?
Categories: Drama Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 1472
Published: 15/12/09 Updated: 15/12/09 [Report This]
Black Ink by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What can you tell from a few harmless inkblots?
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 1412
Published: 31/05/10 Updated: 31/05/10 [Report This]
Boomerang by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harley “misplaces” a hostage and Joker is not best pleased.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 1754
Published: 11/08/09 Updated: 12/08/09 [Report This]
Cost Benefit Analysis by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: or alternatively: "Who Needs Primitive Biological Urges Anyway?"
Categories: Drama Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 1342
Published: 25/01/10 Updated: 25/01/10 [Report This]
Summary: In one sentence, I'd say "Joker and Harley go wild in an alternate universe". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2671 Read Count: 1340
Published: 02/11/09 Updated: 02/11/09 [Report This]
Domestic Goddess by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Harley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known.
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1216 Read Count: 1541
Published: 29/03/09 Updated: 29/03/09 [Report This]
First Time Out by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: What's the worst thing that could happen to a brand new security guard at a Gotham bank? How about discovering that the bank robbers you're trying to apprehend are the Joker and Harley Quinn...
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2975 Read Count: 1326
Published: 15/12/09 Updated: 15/12/09 [Report This]
Summary: Harley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem...
Categories: ECP, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 515 Read Count: 1647
Published: 11/08/09 Updated: 12/08/09 [Report This]
Summary: Who is the greater enigma?
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3147 Read Count: 1680
Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 30/12/08 [Report This]
Get Up And Go by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The long-suffering Dr Leland experiences a case of vandalism in Arkham's parking lot.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2445 Read Count: 1123
Published: 31/05/10 Updated: 31/05/10 [Report This]
Gotham Greetings by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A pleasant exchange of greetings cards - it's a Gotham rogues holiday tradition...
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 514 Read Count: 1121
Published: 30/12/09 Updated: 30/12/09 [Report This]
Happy Columbus Day by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn’t really…
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2923 Read Count: 1233
Published: 26/05/09 Updated: 26/05/09 [Report This]
Idle Hands by alocin Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Idle hands are the Devil's tools. Harley gets up to mischief.
Categories: ECP Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3954 Read Count: 960
Published: 29/10/08 Updated: 29/10/08 [Report This]
Ill-Advised Interruption by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions.
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2255 Read Count: 1535
Published: 29/03/09 Updated: 29/03/09 [Report This]
It's a Stitch Up by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 1288
Published: 02/11/09 Updated: 02/11/09 [Report This]
Left Behind by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Denial is not just a river in Egypt, but it can’t protect you from the truth forever. An AU ending to ROTJ.
Categories: Drama Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 1357
Published: 26/05/09 Updated: 26/05/09 [Report This]
Living In The Limelight by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When you’re standing in the limelight, it can be so dazzling you can’t even see the audience you’re playing to.
Categories: Drama Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 1044
Published: 11/08/09 Updated: 12/08/09 [Report This]
Louder Than Words by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Dontcha just love those pleasant interrogation room chats?
Categories: Drama Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 503 Read Count: 1105
Published: 22/03/10 Updated: 22/03/10 [Report This]
May I Take Your Order by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1377 Read Count: 1075
Published: 31/05/10 Updated: 31/05/10 [Report This]
Mini-Break by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Harley thinks it’s time for a little holiday.
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 493 Read Count: 2362
Published: 13/11/08 Updated: 13/11/08 [Report This]
Orange Juice by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: You can't make OJ without crushing a few oranges.
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 1273
Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 30/12/08 [Report This]
Pretty In Pink by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The flashiest wedding of the year deserves a fittingly flashy gatecrashing.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 1048
Published: 18/07/10 Updated: 18/07/10 [Report This]