Stories by Uschi
A Beautiful Friendship by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Title: A Beautiful Friendship
Author: Uschi
E-mail: dangermaiden at hotmail dot com
Permission to archive: sway
Category: ECP, abuse
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: R / MA / fucked up
Summary: I wanted to look at it from a different perspective. Not everybody likes touch the same way.
Keywords: Joker Harley Quinn
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: DC pwns
Categories: Humor, ECP, Drama, Romance Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 531 Read Count: 6012
Published: 10/11/07 Updated: 10/11/07 [Report This]
Bat Soup by Uschi Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 62]
Summary: Joker's doctor has a radical new treatment plan.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5974 Read Count: 10839
Published: 20/07/08 Updated: 27/10/08 [Report This]
Best and Worst by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary: Harley apologizes.

*contains illustration*
Categories: ECP, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 781 Read Count: 4331
Published: 05/06/07 Updated: 05/06/07 [Report This]
Summary: Harley is upset about something awful Joker did.

*I forgot who did the Sob Story beginning, if it was you/you remember who it was please tell me so I can credit them.* IT WAS SNO_CHAN.
8-2-08 Update: PrincessBee has written a very disturbing story that in some ways continues the thread I started in this tale. Please consider reading her epic fiction here:
http://jokerxharley.net/efiction/viewstory.php?sid=112
(note: The linked work of fiction contains graphic content that may discomfit or disturb some readers. It is very dark and very extreme and involves non-consensual sexual situations and blood and wound play.)

Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1994 Read Count: 4465
Published: 05/06/07 Updated: 03/08/08 [Report This]
Fever by Uschi Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Gotham gets hot.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1598 Read Count: 20071
Published: 05/06/07 Updated: 05/06/07 [Report This]
Summary: Joker got sick and, uh... just read.
Categories: Humor, ECP, Romance Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 2311
Published: 30/12/07 Updated: 30/12/07 [Report This]
Persistent by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: princessbee wanted some smut. So I tried to make it happen. It didn't at first (see end of ch.1), but she stabbed me and screamed and shot me in the face and I wrote the rest. HURRAH! ---- EDITED TO ADD MORE SMUT.
Categories: ECP, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4038 Read Count: 3179
Published: 03/12/08 Updated: 11/12/08 [Report This]
Resurrections by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Some things just won't leave you alone.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2801 Read Count: 11478
Published: 05/06/07 Updated: 11/06/07 [Report This]
The Trying Hand (gag) by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary: This is a joke. The story is a joke. But it makes me laugh, so here.
Categories: Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 538 Read Count: 528
Published: 30/07/08 Updated: 30/07/08 [Report This]