Other Results: 6 Series
Stories
Get Up And Go by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The long-suffering Dr Leland experiences a case of vandalism in Arkham's parking lot.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2445 Read Count: 1074
Published: 31/05/10 Updated: 31/05/10 [Report This]
Good Job by punchlineLMH Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Joker indulges Harley after a nice heist. It's SMUT for smut's sake, with a little comedy in the end.
Categories: Humor, ECP Characters: Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 753
Published: 30/08/10 Updated: 30/08/10 [Report This]
Gotham Greetings by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A pleasant exchange of greetings cards - it's a Gotham rogues holiday tradition...
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 514 Read Count: 1094
Published: 30/12/09 Updated: 30/12/09 [Report This]
Summary: Joker got sick and, uh... just read.
Categories: Humor, ECP, Romance Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 2311
Published: 30/12/07 Updated: 30/12/07 [Report This]
Summary: It's Harley Quinn's birthday party, but the only two people who could make it are the Joker and Poison Ivy. What could possibly go wrong?
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5449 Read Count: 931
Published: 07/09/12 Updated: 07/09/12 [Report This]
Happy Columbus Day by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn’t really…
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2923 Read Count: 1176
Published: 26/05/09 Updated: 26/05/09 [Report This]
Hardcore Gamer by punchlineLMH Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Joker's playing Silent Hill 3 but Harley's not just into that...bad luck for her, or is it ?^^ crackfic I suppose ;)
Categories: Humor, ECP Characters: Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1673 Read Count: 502
Published: 10/10/10 Updated: 10/10/10 [Report This]
Harlequin by TheMadPuppy Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured Story“Love is lived. Harlequin writes it.” What a joke, indeed.
Categories: Romance, Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 977 Read Count: 1781
Published: 16/08/08 Updated: 16/08/08 [Report This]
He Drove Me Crazy by pauses5764 Rated: Mature starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harleen Quinzell thinks she has her whole life figured out, until she meets the Joker. In movie format!!
Categories: Romance, Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2359 Read Count: 161
Published: 16/08/12 Updated: 16/08/12 [Report This]
Hired Help by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.
Categories: Humor Characters: Batman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2327 Read Count: 2056
Published: 12/04/09 Updated: 12/04/09 [Report This]
His Little Game by Jax Jesilaux Rated: Mature starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Dr. Harleen Quinzel to Harley Quinn. How did this change come about? Well the name was easy and in his eyes the rest was bound to come into play. But the real question was, how long could she play his little game? Or better yet, how long would it be till he got bored?
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3312 Read Count: 514
Published: 04/07/11 Updated: 05/07/11 [Report This]
Hit and Makeup by considermecrazy Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: There’s the makeup after a rift with someone you care for and then there’s the makeup you put on a face to cover wounds…unless you act like that’s normal. Universe: General
Genre: I don’t know…you tell me
Rating: PG-13? Or worse for hitting a woman? Plus, there's a bad word somewhere in there.
Word Count: 519
Warnings: Bad word...hitting of a woman...yadda, yadda

Categories: Humor, Romance, Drama Characters: Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 543 Read Count: 3026
Published: 09/07/08 Updated: 09/07/08 [Report This]
Summary: Make mine a hero sandwich! lol She’s a good guy now?!
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1382 Read Count: 1221
Published: 22/12/08 Updated: 23/12/08 [Report This]
How to tell a joke by arden Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: How to tell a joke.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 504 Read Count: 1180
Published: 01/10/08 Updated: 01/10/08 [Report This]
Summary: Name:Harleen Quinzel
Codename:Harley Quinn
Mission:Make the Bat fall in love.

I let go. I couldn’t hold back anymore, I couldn’t keep it all inside. For once I told him what I wanted, what I needed. The tears overflowed along with the words, coming in spouts, long, relentless spouts.
“What do you want, Harley?” He asked again gripping my shoulders.
“You.” I whispered.
Categories: Humor, Romance, Drama Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 664 Read Count: 843
Published: 19/08/08 Updated: 21/08/08 [Report This]
Ill-Advised Interruption by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions.
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2255 Read Count: 1483
Published: 29/03/09 Updated: 29/03/09 [Report This]
In Arkham City... by Letterou Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Joker hasn't been feeling well - but Harley is delighted to see that he seems to have been cured.
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 894 Read Count: 355
Published: 31/01/12 Updated: 31/01/12 [Report This]
It's a Stitch Up by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 1255
Published: 02/11/09 Updated: 02/11/09 [Report This]
It's Just Not Right by RightBack Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The Joker has multiple hideouts, but when he and Harley are forced to make home in a new area, Joker is unhappy- something is just not right.... Harley goes to ridiculous lengths to please him (as usual).
Categories: Romance, Drama, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 1866
Published: 02/04/10 Updated: 06/04/10 [Report This]
Summary: Harley had a wonderful Valentine's Day planned; The Joker had other plans.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2012 Read Count: 1429
Published: 03/06/07 Updated: 03/06/07 [Report This]
Summary: The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley’s determined to get him the best present ever.

Spoilers: References events that occurred in the episode “Harlequinade” from Batman: The Animated Series
Categories: Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5270 Read Count: 2999
Published: 27/08/07 Updated: 27/08/07 [Report This]
Summary: Sorry about the title! I'm awful at making titles. Basically Joker and Harley have caught ..Lets make it Nightwing. So they've got NIghtwing, and Batman can't get to them because.. the reports say they're..in.. Space? Yeah, they're apparently in Space, and nobody can figure out how. I'll try and make the story more complex as it goes on, lol. First story, please don't hate!
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 120 Read Count: 728
Published: 24/03/13 Updated: 24/03/13 [Report This]
Summary: Harley may have misunderstood Mistah J's percise instructions!
Categories: Drama, Humor Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3145 Read Count: 503
Published: 10/11/10 Updated: 30/07/11 [Report This]
Lace and Leather by Anarchy Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: All Harley wanted was a little fun. What she got was a little fierce. Evil, unrestrained, unreasonable clown porn. Smutty. Kinky. Soon-to-be sexy.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Humor Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1466 Read Count: 1369
Published: 18/12/08 Updated: 18/12/08 [Report This]
Summary: The Joker is dead and Gotham can rest easily knowing that one of its most ruthless serial killers is finished. However, there's a new villain on the loose and he might just be worse. Batman is forced to team up with the now devastated Harley Quinn in order to save the day..and later on there might just be room for cupcakes.
Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8238 Read Count: 550
Published: 12/12/12 Updated: 11/01/13 [Report This]