The Joker X Harley Fanfiction Archive
Penname: alocin [Contact] Real name: Nicola
Member Since: August 09, 2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:
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AKA "alocin42" elsewhere on teh interweb. Came to the JxHQ fandom late, but I seem to have fallen in love pretty hard.

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I'm not much of a writer, but sometimes I feel compelled to spew something into a word document and force it upon the unsuspecting public who stumble into my atrociously-written web. I am truly sorry for any suffering caused as a result of this compulsion.

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Live Journal: http://http://alocin42.livejournal.com/.livejournal.com
Gender: female
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Stories by alocin
A Merry Christmas Puddin' by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harley just wants one single, solitary, teeny tiny Christmas with her Puddin'… is that too much to ask?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3036 Read Count: 594
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2008 Updated: December 30, 2008
Bat TV by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Thanks to Arkham’s security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! Set during the Batman: Arkham Asylum game, first published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 220
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2009 Updated: November 02, 2009
Bathtime (or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck) by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Some people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 551
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: March 29, 2009
Behind The Coat by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A white coat: symbol of professionalism, suit of armour, useful disguise?
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 120
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2009 Updated: December 15, 2009
Black Ink by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What can you tell from a few harmless inkblots?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 84
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Boomerang by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harley “misplaces” a hostage and Joker is not best pleased.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 298
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Cost Benefit Analysis by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: or alternatively: "Who Needs Primitive Biological Urges Anyway?"
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 220
[Report This] Published: January 25, 2010 Updated: January 25, 2010
Day Trips With A Dimension Jumping Thingymajig by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In one sentence, I'd say "Joker and Harley go wild in an alternate universe". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2671 Read Count: 168
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2009 Updated: November 02, 2009
Domestic Goddess by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Harley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1216 Read Count: 360
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: March 29, 2009
First Time Out by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What's the worst thing that could happen to a brand new security guard at a Gotham bank? How about discovering that the bank robbers you're trying to apprehend are the Joker and Harley Quinn...
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2975 Read Count: 116
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2009 Updated: December 15, 2009
Fish Are No Laughing Matter by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem...
Categories: ECP, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 515 Read Count: 319
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Five Across – Puzzling; Twelve Letters by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Who is the greater enigma?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3147 Read Count: 285
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2008 Updated: December 30, 2008
Get Up And Go by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The long-suffering Dr Leland experiences a case of vandalism in Arkham's parking lot.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2445 Read Count: 56
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Gotham Greetings by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A pleasant exchange of greetings cards - it's a Gotham rogues holiday tradition...
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 514 Read Count: 165
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2009 Updated: December 30, 2009
Happy Columbus Day by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn’t really…
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2923 Read Count: 248
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2009
Idle Hands by alocin Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Idle hands are the Devil's tools. Harley gets up to mischief.
Categories: ECP
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3954 Read Count: 444
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2008 Updated: October 29, 2008
Ill-Advised Interruption by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2255 Read Count: 293
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: March 29, 2009
It's a Stitch Up by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 200
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2009 Updated: November 02, 2009
Left Behind by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Denial is not just a river in Egypt, but it can’t protect you from the truth forever. An AU ending to ROTJ.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 513 Read Count: 263
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2009
Living In The Limelight by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When you’re standing in the limelight, it can be so dazzling you can’t even see the audience you’re playing to.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 192
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Louder Than Words by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Dontcha just love those pleasant interrogation room chats?
Categories: Drama
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 503 Read Count: 103
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2010 Updated: March 22, 2010
May I Take Your Order by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1377 Read Count: 51
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Mini-Break by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harley thinks it’s time for a little holiday.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 493 Read Count: 330
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2008 Updated: November 13, 2008
Orange Juice by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: You can't make OJ without crushing a few oranges.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 273
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2008 Updated: December 30, 2008
Pretty In Pink by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The flashiest wedding of the year deserves a fittingly flashy gatecrashing.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 73
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2010 Updated: July 18, 2010