The Joker X Harley Fanfiction Archive
Penname: princessbee [Contact] Real name: Princess Bee
Member Since: January 06, 2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:
THANK YOU to all of my readers reviewiers, every last one. You have made my fandom experience an incomparable joy.

Longtime Joker/Harley fan, big time Joker/Harley shipper.

I run www.harley-quinn.com and have done so for the last eleven years!

I have my own site dedicated to the more theoretical sides of Jokerxharley - www.jokerxharley.com

You can find my tribute to our Clown Prince at lovedatjoker.livejournal.com

For more of my longer fanfiction, please check out my fanfiction.net account
http://www.fanfiction.net/~princessebee

Blood of a princess, heart of a clown!
Live Journal: http://clownyprincess.livejournal.com
Web Site: http://www.harley-quinn.com
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Stories by princessbee
All I Want For Christmas by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Harley has made it to Christmas as a sane, rehabilitated individual. There's just one thing missing. Okay, two things. With spotted fur and sharp teeth. But that's all.
Categories: Drama, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5017 Read Count: 2273
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2008 Updated: December 23, 2008
Appetite by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Time passes, things change. Whether you are aware of it - or want them to - or not.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1337 Read Count: 4323
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 78]
Summary: Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Set in the mainstream comics universe.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73757 Read Count: 54235
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: October 25, 2008
Ask Me No Secrets by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them?
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1569 Read Count: 3287
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Assuage by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2358 Read Count: 2800
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Bachelorhood by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of".
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7176 Read Count: 2368
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: April 12, 2009
Back for More by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Harley Quinn has to go now. She's got to say goodbye. Don't try to stop her now, and Mistah J, don't you cry.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3300 Read Count: 2572
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Breath by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary: He takes her life and gives it back to her, again and again.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 428 Read Count: 2774
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Bubblebath by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Sexy, cute and wrong!
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1945 Read Count: 4331
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
By His Hand by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Harley has suffered a loss and she is trying to conceal it from her beloved Mistah J. No chance.
Categories: Drama, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3400 Read Count: 2115
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2009 Updated: April 23, 2009
Celebrity by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means YOU, Harley-Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness through his ego.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1729 Read Count: 2608
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2008 Updated: July 27, 2008
Compare/Contrast by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: It's about contrast, about comparing the details of her life before, and now. Now when he is all there is. What changed - and what stayed the same?
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1122 Read Count: 1950
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Dangerous Games by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 63]
Summary: Kinky smut. Harley dresses up as Batgirl to give Mistah J a thrill - but she gets a little more than she bargained for. Dark and graphic.
Categories: ECP, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11686 Read Count: 16003
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2008 Updated: August 02, 2008
Deadly Weapon by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 82]
Summary: Harley just couldn't help herself. She just wanted to touch it. He was sleeping, he wouldn't know... right? BIG mistake, Harls! Pure, unrestrainted, unapologetic evil clown porn.
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5120 Read Count: 7581
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2008 Updated: July 27, 2008
Entwined by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 33]
Summary: The Joker. Harley Quinn. Poison Ivy. What happens when these three villainous psychopaths are forced to hideout together? Why, a threesome of epic proportions of course!
Categories: Romance, ECP, Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22277 Read Count: 10757
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2008 Updated: November 16, 2008
Exploitation Show by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Harley through Joker's eyes. What excites him about her, before and after her transformation.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 769 Read Count: 2967
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Fetish by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Everyone's got a fetish, something that never fails to get them going, gasping and groaning. Something they just can't do without. Something that just HITS the right buttons.
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1435 Read Count: 3503
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
First Time by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Set in the mainstream universe, Harley and Joker's first time, right before he tried to send her off in that rocket. From Joker's perspective. Pure, sheer, unrestrained SMUT, but with a rather romantic edge.
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: All's Fair
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5679 Read Count: 6254
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2008
Framed by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: They were symbolic to her, of her independence. Of her freedom. Of her power. She gave them up willingly for Him.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 496 Read Count: 1820
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
Gameplay by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: He had all sorts of ways of getting there, but none of them could be considered conventional. Until Harley.
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2017 Read Count: 2974
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Glimpses by princessbee Rated: General [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A series of drabbles, no more than 1000 words each, looking into the relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4210 Read Count: 6729
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2009 Updated: October 30, 2009
Harley Quinn: Soliloquy by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary: A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind?
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: Reunion
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22346 Read Count: 5854
[Report This] Published: November 14, 2008 Updated: November 14, 2008
Hired Help by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Batman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2327 Read Count: 1269
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2009 Updated: April 12, 2009
In Dreams, She Waits by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley will never leave The Joker. But Harley will never tell.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6908 Read Count: 4385
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2008 Updated: July 27, 2008
Je Ne Regrette Rien by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A prima ballerina has a backstage encounter with Harley Quinn - and a stroll down memory lane. A look at Harley's crueller side.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2912 Read Count: 1247
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: September 21, 2008