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Sacrifice by EleganceUndone Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Joker makes a choice.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1231 Read Count: 887
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2008 Updated: August 09, 2008
Sashay Harley Sashay by ladypicasso Rated: General [Reviews - 2]
Summary: I like heists, and this is just one Harley cooked up all by herself to maker Joker proud..... not so much.... but almost. It also shows Batman touching on some questioning issues of his favorite couple.
Categories: Romance, Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2710 Read Count: 1569
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2011 Updated: July 09, 2011
Satisfaction by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Proving herself. Putting on a show. Allowing him to control. They were all new ways to find satisfaction. And he got his through that.
Categories: ECP, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2134 Read Count: 2400
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
Scarred by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: He will punish her and damnit, she WON'T like it. Pure kinky smut, involving knife and blood play.
Categories: ECP
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4399 Read Count: 2161
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2008 Updated: June 13, 2008
Scars by Fiddlestiicks Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: After all, it did always wind its way back to the scars, for her. (Harley reflects)
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 908 Read Count: 888
[Report This] Published: July 22, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Second Best by empathicdragonchild Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harly knows Mistah J and red both love her. She's just second Best in their lives. A little drabble rom the ind of the female clown about her relationship with the two most imortant people in her life.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 414 Read Count: 101
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2010 Updated: May 28, 2010
Sensations by Midnightrainbow13 Rated: General [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harley is rushed to the emergency room, for unknown causes.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 668 Read Count: 156
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2013 Updated: May 13, 2013
Servile by red fish blue fish Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: For once, he would be servile to her- and it would be her greatest show for him yet. A belated valentine's gift to her puddin'. Mature audience only.
Categories: Drama
Characters: Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 755 Read Count: 152
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2012 Updated: February 15, 2012
She is His by RightBack Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Joker hires a new goon, but when the goon falls in love with Harley, he'll get a lesson the hard way of learning, that she is HIS.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 326 Read Count: 598
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2010 Updated: April 10, 2010
She Loved Him by Ms_Quinzel Rated: Mature starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Joker/Harley smut.Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 412 Read Count: 493
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2009
She Sits There on the Floor by crimsomcherry Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Just a fun story and a look into their relationship!
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2051 Read Count: 966
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2009 Updated: May 15, 2009
Shocked and Stunned by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When you're laying low in an abandoned amusement arcade, how better to pass the time than by playing a little game with a new friend and some electrical equipment?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2867 Read Count: 604
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Shot to the Heart by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It's laundry day and those props won't wash themselves you know.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 517 Read Count: 559
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2010 Updated: July 18, 2010
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: With the Babies back, Harley has everything she needs... right? Sequel to All I Want For Christmas.
Categories: Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2973 Read Count: 1128
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2009 Updated: January 01, 2009
Show Time by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary: A direct sequel to "First Time" and set more or less within mainstream continuity, this takes place at the end of "Batman: Harley Quinn" after Joker and Harley have reunited.

Joker feels like his grip on Harley is slipping and must regain full control. So he takes Harley on an erotic journey to places she has never been before, immersing her in a world of pleasure and pain, claiming her soul, her spirit, her heart and body entirely for his own in the process.

SMUT! SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUUUUT! Graphic. NC-17. Dubious consent at times, kink, violence, headgames and general all-round hardcore pornography. Proceed at own risk.

Oh yeah, did I mention it's long? Yeah. My usual self-indulgence.

THANK YOU TO TARA_LA_REINE FOR HER AMAZING BETA WORK! I can't imagine this fic was at all easy to beta, being as long and dense as it is. THANK YOU, you did a stupendous job.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: All's Fair
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17605 Read Count: 8806

[Report This] Published: January 17, 2010 Updated: January 17, 2010
Sidekick by Nightsky666 Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A maniacal wacko known only as Sidekick, has been rampaging through Gotham. He has kidnapped the only two known sidekicks in the city; Robin and Harley Quinn. Now The Joker and Batman must work together to save their sidekicks.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1022 Read Count: 672
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2009 Updated: December 30, 2009
Silence by dragonnerd445 Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harley gets the sense that her Puddin's ignoring her. But that couldn't be the case...could it?
Categories: Drama
Characters: Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2106 Read Count: 582
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2010 Updated: January 13, 2010
Silence by cuthwyn Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The hideout was quiet.TOO quiet ...
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 649 Read Count: 601
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2010 Updated: September 17, 2010
Silent Treatment by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Some things (like crushing chest pain and bubbly, chatty blonde assistants) just don't seem to respond to focused ignoring…
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1974 Read Count: 908
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2009
Snuff by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 60]
Summary: An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23089 Read Count: 19753
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2008 Updated: November 28, 2008
Sock It To Em by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Joker is stumped by an everyday problem of a sartorial nature.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 712
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Sold by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Harley is in gear and Mistah J ain't playing. So she decides to look elsewhere. Total dramedy, with a smattering of smut and a touch of psychology to boot.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7835 Read Count: 2010
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2008 Updated: July 29, 2008
Sometimes by jpgmee22 Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: He forgot to remember to forget
Categories: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 810 Read Count: 776
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2009 Updated: August 18, 2009
Staying In by Ms_Quinzel Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: This is my first time actually writing somethin. I read these all the time, and i figure i'd give it a shot. If it sucks, let me know. haha.

OH! and I don't own the characters or anything...I'm supposed to say that right? .....
Categories: Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 529 Read Count: 449
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2009 Updated: February 18, 2009
Story Time by LuxLisbon369 Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a pretty little girl who fell in love with a clown. Did they live happily ever after?
Categories: Drama, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5462 Read Count: 818
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2009 Updated: March 16, 2009